I’ve searched high and low, every aisle, every refrigerated dairy case, every coffee bin…no Irish Creme anywhere. No creamer, not Coffee-Mate, no flavored beans. Nada.
I went to Starbucks. They said it is no longer carried. The barista said, “Those were the good ol’ days.” Yes, they were. They were.
I searched for those fancy bottled coffee syrups. Zip. Zilch. Nyeto.
Who’s hoarding? Whose Risian Hurricane Generator has depleted the supply? BeelzeBush? The Cheney-Gang? The Hillarnator? WHO?